Survival Kit

Socks, hot tea, sweater, portable ceramic heater. And these aren’t enough to keep me warm. That’s how cold it is in my cubicle.

My next layer of defense that I’m considering: knitting woolly knee socks, mittens, scarfs, and hats for myself and some of my co-workers.

Don’t call the fashion police. This is a matter of sur-vi-val.

I wonder if I should ask Santa for some battery-heated socks. Do they only come in a camouflage pattern? Or maybe a really warm sleeping bag to climb into while I’m sitting in my chair. Then I can look like the Michelin Man’s sister. Just where is that Cabela’s catalogue, anyway?

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